Rihanna, che ha fatto una carriera su testi che ricordassero quant’è fica, quanto un uomo può a malapena guardarla e che ha tenuto il poro drake su una corda per bo 6 anni (sempre per il motivo che lei è troppo la mejo figa) è entrata in un mini tunnel di grassezza da un pò e non le sta certo bene. o si?
Lei e l’arabo stanno ancora insieme: “I used to feel guilty about taking personal time, but I also think I never met someone who was worth it before…”(e letteralmente worth direi. credo che sotto i 400 milioni non ci siamo manco)
preoccupazioni: “OK, so now that I’m 30, are there things I’m supposed to do? Should I be worried? Should I be freezing my eggs? What do you do at 30?!” (non spari cazzate)
sponsorizzazione sime part 1:la linea di trucchi “As a black woman, I could not live with myself if I didn’t do that. But what I didn’t anticipate was the way people would get emotional about finding their complexion on the shelf, that this would be a groundbreaking moment.”(ma stamo a scherza, spero? ste cinesate mo cambiano pure il mondo? groundbreaking moment delle minchiate vedo io!)
se la chiami cicciona: “You’ve just got to laugh at yourself, honestly. I mean, I know when I’m having a fat day and when I’ve lost weight. I accept all of the bodies. I’m not built like a Victoria’s Secret girl, and I still feel very beautiful and confident in my lingerie.”(me immagino…come no…tutta ridente appena legge che ha il culo a pausini…come minimo chiama la massagiatrice personale a VIVERE LA e poi si sbatte di detox da 40$ a grammo finchè non caga anche l’esistenza)
lagnanze varie sul mondo cattivo che la chiama bad girl: “That title was put on me when I was just finding my way, making mistakes in front of the world. I didn’t think it was fair. Now I understand the concept, but at that time I was the same age as the girls who were looking up to me. And that’s a really hard place to be in as a teenager.”(poor little beautiful millionaire girl, eccomi che piango)
sponsorizzazione part 2: “Savage is really about taking complete ownership of how you feel and the choices you make. Basically making sure everybody knows the ball is in your court. As women, we’re looked at as the needy ones, the naggy ones, the ones who are going to be heartbroken in a relationship. Savage is just the reverse. And you know, guys don’t like getting the cards flipped on them— (e con le stronzate direi che per oggi ho finito)
